Elon Musk’s Wife

Hi. I’m Chief Sands here to tell you what Elon’s wife should be like. That’s me in the photo; and, if you had anything to do with the intelligence community, you’d already know that. Most people know me as General Sands, World Militia Interpol FBI Chief Inspector.

I’ve been called the most powerful federal agent who ever lived. It’s been a lot more than that. I ruled a thousand cities all over the world for the hacker group Anonymous, until I found out it was a CIA op under Soros like WikiLeaks. Hijacking CIA ops is what I do best.

But let’s talk about Elon’s wifey, even though he can’t seem to keep one. If she were legit, she’d be talking about how US lied about 9/11. Pentagon is a reservation and bombed itself, you know. She’d be talking about how UK Royals are pedophiles and worse. She’d be talking about how Hollywood’s pal Weinstein and his buddy Epstein are tied to Satanic rituals involving cannibalism. She’d tell you Jackie shot JFK, because that’s the way it is.

It takes a real woman to tell people the truth about 9/11, JFK and Epstein, and you’re lookin’ at her. A master of disguise. I did a lot of things in my life. Worked in Hollywood with Johnny Depp. Sold mutual funds in Boston. Published author. State Board licenses. Creator of Anonomobile and The Julian Assange Docuseries. I love karate and play guitar, but my favorite thing to do is save orphans.

Yeah. That’s another thing Elon’s wife should do. Tell him to quit blowing up all his money and feed starving children instead.

eMail: Julian@JulianAssange.com